Diploma

I am an official college graduate.

I feel like a genius or a doctor or a scientist.

Just brilliant.

It was supposed to happen in December.

But the school told me I couldn't graduate because I was deficient 1 credit even though I wasn't.

So I petitioned it twice and was denied twice.

Turns out a couple months later they realized that I really was right, but instead of telling me they just mailed me a diploma. I thought it was a joke.

Turns out its for real.

I framed it immediately and Press and I had our own little graduation party since I missed walking and graduating with a tassel and all that.